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  • "That secret that we know that we don't know how to tell" -----------------------------------------­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­------------------- In A Sentence™ It's where one finds the most inexpensive petrol in the valley. Quick Review™ + Gas, cheap (relatively). +/- Cash. You pay more with a card therefore those points for the trip to Hawai'i (aloha, motherfucker!) aren't worth it. - It's practically in Henderson: so there's that. KEY: + Positive observation +/- Neutral note - Negative observation Employee of Excellence™ Name unknown: whoever put up the sorry, no smoking inside sign. WTF. -----------------------------------------­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­------------------- It is just petrol. Unfortunately, we all need it and as a whole are addicted to it. It's cheaper here. Pro Tip: No service or transaction fees if purchasing from cashier inside with cold, hard -- or inversely soft -- cash. Pro Tip: It is adjacent to Star Nursery. Make a turn into the side street instead of directly into Circle K off of Eastern and you'd mitigate your collision rate significantly. Pro Tip: Don't drink and drive. Don't smoke and pump. Don't play on your fucking fancy phone and pump (electrical micro-spark could blow this whole shit up). Don't even stay outside when pumping; get inside your goddamn motor vehicle and hold your partner's hand. No tourists come here -- naturally -- especially since it's practically across the street from being zoned for shitty Henderson. Not good for kids*. (*Kids can't pay for fucking gas.) -----------------------------------------­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­------------------- Rating: Five-stars, "Woohoo! As good as it gets!" Epilogue "We'd all be heroes if we stopped using petroleum, though."
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