If you've been to Olive Garden, you've been here and you probably paid less for the same food and better service.
The only reason I can see people hyping this place up is because they're drunk off the all you can drink red/white wine. I personally am not big on wine so I ate sober...
Salad: It had a rectangular shaped peice of cheese on it and I think a cold cut slice of meat, which i was surprised by as I was asking about vegetarian items just 2 minutes before the salad came out... my mistake, I thought the salad was safe!
Bread: nothing special. Wasn't gross but it wasn't super offensive.
Eggplant Parmigiana: I just have had better. The red sauce was bland and the eggplant was covered in cheese which was overwhelming. There was soooooooo much cheese.
Side of pasta: literally, a side dish of penne pasta with more bland red sauce on it.
Cappuccino: you know that machine at, like, all gas stations? Then you already know what this tastes like.
Service: not terrible, but not super friendly or welcoming. Would it hurt to show some personality or ask some nom-invasive questions? Is this your first time here? Would you like to hear some customer favorites? Etc... no one explained the menu or asked us if we wanted anything other than the wine. We had to ask for a drink menu.
Ambiance: really dark version of Buca did Beppo. Really. Dark. Inside.
Overall, the word to describe this place is: meh.