I had a couples' massage today at 1pm with my wife.
They placed us into a room where there was a male lying inches away from us, who continuously made loud grunts that sounded like he was either dying or receiving a handjob. This occurred throughout our one hour session.
My wife made very clear to the therapist that this was unacceptable and affecting her experience. It didn't seem to make a difference.
On the way the way out we made clear to the three people working there that we were displeased with that aspect of our experience (we even told them explicitly we would leave a very negative review on Yelp). None of them seemed they could care less and one suggested that next time we could spend more money and rent a private room, while they worked to deduct $230 from our bank card.
We will not be returning.