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  • So I don't write a bad review unless the situation absolutely demands such a resolution. Furthermore, although this bad review is mostly about the food, I've never written a bad review about someone's service, I figure that's generally the nature of the beast, until today... Murphy's Law was swinging in full effect. Everything that could go wrong - did. First, the food. My mom and I both ordered a half Cobb salad for $8, the full was $10. But we didn't want a monster, just a good size salad to fill us up. What came out was what I can only compare to a side dinner salad - the tiny thing that restaurants serve to just tide you over until the actual meal comes. You've got to be kidding. I'm allergic to tomatoes and absolutely hate blue cheese, so I subbed the blue cheese for cheddar and ordered no tomatoes because I was allergic. Of course, got tomatoes, atop my teeny tiny little salad. I gave those to my mom. I went to pour a little ranch on my salad, and it had the same consistency of water, which rolled right off both of my pieces of lettuce. I felt I had to order another ranch and try this again, from maybe an engineering perspective to make this work, the waiter brought me blue cheese. I poured it on, realized it was chunky, and ruined the small half of my salad that was remaining. It took 5 minutes to get my waiters attention so I could point out his mistake. I told him "you brought me blue cheese" as I suggested a gander down to the chunks on my lettuce. Awkward silence, he wasn't getting it. So I then said "I asked for another ranch...," to which he shrugged and said "Sooooo..... do you want another salad?" Well buddy, you just ruined mine sooooo..... yeah. Five minutes later, I get another salad, with tomatoes. He sets it down, walks away, and it was then I realized I had left my fork on my old plate. A few more minutes go buy as I attempt to get his attention to get another fork - this must be the most oblivious waiter I have ever seen. I just left it sitting there hoping someone would notice. It was then he brought our check, laid it on the table next to my new salad, with tomatoes, and no fork. I brought all this up again, now making my mom uncomfortable, and said just forget it, it's a perfect storm of events, let's cut this cord and I'll just go. He then proceeded to get another check with my salad off of it. The hostess came by to get our plates and starts drilling me on why i hadn't touched my salad (the few pieces of lettuce were fine, it was literally everything else that was wrong and not to mention, I still don't have a fork... I really don't like confrontation at a restaurant though, I just don't want to talk about it anymore,) but she kept drilling me! And then started drilling me on the service! I told her "I don't want anymore confrontation, I'm just going to write a review on yelp." She rolled her eyes and kept drilling me, and I said it again, so she rolled her eyes and said "yeah I get it, you're just going to write a review on yelp. Whatever." And I'm only mentioning this because it's hilarious to think they could get a soda wrong, but they didn't have their syrup/CO2 ratios right, so this whole time, my Coke tasted like gross soda water. It took forever to get our salads, and I felt bad for the lady next to us at a table by herself in the middle of the restaurant who also sat and waited 20 minutes for service. You could obviously tell she was uncomfortable sitting there - in the middle of the floor, alone with everyone watching her. She looked miserable from this situation! They couldn't maybe seat her somewhere more comfortable or at least expedite her breakfast?!?! I couldn't be the only one who noticed, come on. Common sense isn't common. You'd get more food and better service at a truck stop. If you want lunch with a heaping side of 'pissed off' because of bad service, expensive and minimal food, and bad attitudes, this is your place.
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