Brazilian BBQ is not a place you eat, Its a place you go to test your manhood. The salad bar is perfectly serviceable with a variety of different seafoods and small fixings but only serves as a way to line your stomach for the real meal. Once the peg is flipped to green your endurance challenge begins.
The meat is delivered in no discernible order other than whats hot out of the kitchen, You're free to turn away anything you don't want (ham) to focus on your favorite cuts, but like I said, This is an endurance test and turning away food is a sign of weakness. It's not cheap so earn your meal by cramming as much delicious prime rib down your gullet as possible. Carve off chunks of sirloin, lamb and sausage until you start sweating and then slam down your drink and demand more, Punish your heart for allowing you to live as long and healthily as it has for so many years. These animals have given their life for you, make it a sacrifice worthy of the gods themselves.
But please, save room for the chocolate mousse cake.