Do you want people to not sit at your bottle-service tables?
THEN PUT A FUCKING SIGN ON IT THAT SAYS "RESERVED" OR ROPE IT OFF.
(This is what proper venues do to inform the general public.)
Do not send your dipshit manager and bouncers over to kick people out of unmarked tables after they have been sitting there for close to half an hour.
Do not have dipshit manager and bouncers tell your removed patrons that tables are "always" reserved and that it's "common knowledge" that they are.
Also, $37 for two fucking well drinks is fucking ridiculous.
*We were only here as part of a Groupon pub crawl. In real life, I would never patronize such a douchebag-infested place. This experience provided yet more confirmation of my beliefs.
Pics of Oompa-Loompas at Miley Cyrus' bash in LA is not very impressive. As in, not fucking even.
Have fun there, ya tools.