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  • I've had the biggest shit-eating grin on my face since I dropped by to review and saw the high marks from every other person who's set foot in the "happiest place on earth." The walls are plastered with flyers from shows past and present, the couch is so grungy you get syphillized just looking at it, the ciggie machine sold me a pack cheaper than the gas station, and the bar people give me attitude when I try to order a "proper" drink for my date (who, incidentally, started blocking my calls shortly after I took her here under false pretenses). More friends came by, a band started playing, it was a little past midnight, and it was the FIRST band of the night, the lead singer fell off the guitar stack into a bunch of people, someone at the pool table tried to masse and the ball hit someone's arm and they picked it up and threw it back, all nonchalant, the pictures we all took that night were ludicrous, I literally lost my shirt, and when I looked in my wallet the next day all the remaining ones were covered in....asbestos-y, grey stuff. What a fucking night. I definitely take everyone who comes to town here: "Do you want to do the tourist thing, or do you want to do shit my way?" I hope to see most if not all of you here one time or another. Bring grandma and the kids! Put ass juice in dey bottles! Fuck me, it's 4:20 a.m. and I'm overly caffeinated. This to me encapsulates all I love about Vegas. Forget the Strip and our fake-ass Chinatown. If this place, like Zia, somehow closes down, I will immolate myself at the Ferrari dealership at the Wynn to protest this terrible injustice. And piss off the proprietors, who then have to shell out for a new carpet.
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