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  • For the love of God don't join this gym.. Or if you do go to any other location.. First of all even at 2 am trying to find parking is a nightmare... Besides parking at any time of day if you want to lift weights you have to wait in line for almost all pieces of equipment. Besides that most of the humans that frequent this location resemble the cast of jersey shore and being around to many pairs of beats headphones isn't good for anyone.. They even have a 50 year old dude that wears full on tights with nothing underneath everyday. Shit is creepy. Last but not least do not wear your gym shoes in the sauna. They let people wear rubber flip flops and sandals no problem(which are made of the same material as rubber gym shoes) but if you wear your gym shoes in the sauna they will send a 4 foot 3 umpa loompa, I mean janitor in after you and he will yell loudly in spanish until you remove them. If you refuse he summons the rest of the janitor mafia and they surround you like a prison gang fight is about to go down.. On a positive note the juice bars staff is all really cool and this location has an exceptionally great avocado toast dish which is best paired with the "going ape" smoothie that is made with a combo of crack, love and donkey kong banana magic..
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