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| - If I could give this place zero stars, I would.
I came here on a double date with some friends of mine. They had tried this place before, and loved it. My boyfriend and I had never been.
The first thing I should mention is that it is really loud in there. You have to practically yell just to hear each other.
So, we're browsing the menu and we see that you can make your own burger or salad and even name it. We got pretty excited, thinking that they would actually announce the names of our food when they got to our table, but instead, they just listed ingredients.
I got a salad with romaine lettuce, black beans, cucumber, avocado, a tuna patty, and mango on the side. I got a small, because the large was really expensive, and I figured for $17 the small had to be something substantial. I thought wrong. When our food came, I was given this really tiny bowl of salad, but no mango on the side. I started picking at it, but quickly noticed that the tuna burger was sweet, and not at all good tasting. I noticed a few weird leaves in my lettuce and figured they probably just got mixed in. I also did not receive the mango on the side.
When the waiter came back, my boyfriend pointed out the mango problem to him, and the waiter apologized and took about 10 minutes to bring me a small Mc Donald's ketchup cup sized container of mango. I continue picking at my salad and hardly eating it, and my friends start asking me what is wrong. I start showing them that there is not a single scrap of romaine in the salad, and the cucumbers are missing. The waiter finally returns after about 20 minutes, and all of my friends are already done eating. I have had maybe two black beans the entire time we were there. My boyfriend points out that it is a completely different salad from what I had ordered, and that this lettuce was spring mix instead of romaine. At this point, the manager comes out to apologize. He comps my meal and makes the correct salad for me this time, but packages it up in a box. We then head for home. At this point, I am a complete wreck. My stomach is growling, I'm tired, and I just want something to eat. I hadn't had anything to eat the entire day before going out to this sorry excuse for a restaurant, and after leaving, I still hadn't eaten.
All in all, I think I'm glad they messed up so badly, because there is no way in hell anyone should ever have to pay $17 for a cup of lettuce, two slices of cucumber cut into quarters, 1/8 of an avocado, a tablespoon of black beans, a sample cup of mango, and a disgustingly sweet tuna patty.
The only reason I am rating this place as two stars is because my burger eating friends seemed to enjoy it. It was still really expensive for what it was though.
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