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  • Tina's isn't a dive. Tina's is more like a dive bar's white trash cousin that's in and out of prison on a regular basis. And to be quite honest with you, it looks the part on the outside. Have you ever had that uneasy feeling pulling up to a building, like maybe it's a trap to lure you in and you'll never escape? You'll most likely feel this way pulling up to Tina's. Honestly, it looks like an abandoned prison doning a barbed wire fence with a cheap beer sign lit in its single window. As long as you know these things walking into a Tina's situation, then you'll have a great time. In fact, you'll consider all these things part of her charm. Well, that and there's karaoke every night. The sound system is crap and the selection is painful, but TIna's will never fail you. Besides, I thought karaoke was all about picking old, embarrassing songs and belting them out after a few shots. The little old man who runs the karaoke is beyond adorable. His skin is all leathery from years of smoking, but hey, he's still a sweetie-pie. Don't be surprised if they don't have your craft beer selection here, either. You're lucky if you can grab a Great Lakes or something. So, you mine as well grab yourself a Bud and chillax. There aren't any beer coolers either, although there is an old Frigidaire behind the bar. Yep, I'm serious. I didn't partake in the famous jello shots, but my Cuervo shots were only like $3 a pop. Yes, please. The crowd can be so-so. It's usually drunken townies on weeknights. And I had some pretty interested convos with some folks who appeared to have crawled out from underneath a rock for a night out. One thing to keep in mind is that this bar strives on regulars. If you're dressed all fancy and they don't recognize you, expect some sass and/or 'tude. If you can make it through a night at Tina's alive, I'd immediately take a shower and bask in the novelty of a truly unique experience.
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