To be sung to the tune of O' Tannenbaum....with a fierce hangover.
O' Christmas Ale, O' Christmas Ale,
Thy alcohol so potent.
O' Christmas Ale, O' Christmas Ale,
Two pints and I'm so bloated.
Thy kegs arrive each Christmastime,
To tempt us all with D.U.I.s.
O' Christmas Ale, O' Chrismas Ale,
Thy alcohol so potent.