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  • I went here on a lark once. (I noticed this place was sans reviews, so I thought, why not.) I was greeted by the gym attendant (manager?) who looked almost exactly like the character Jason Lochinvar from the 1980's legal drama "Jake and the Fatman." (Which, by the way, is a neutral to slightly enjoyable fact in my book.) He was rather surly, and he seemed suspicious of the fact that I wanted to try out the gym for a day. I guess I look menacing. Long story short... the place is abysmal. Don't get me wrong, I completely understand the value and allure of a no-frills gym that has 24/7 access. The thing is this place is below no-frills. The equipment is sparse (as well as cheap and dated). There's very little in the way of free weights. They didn't even have a free weight bench press rig. Pretty sure that's tantamount to gym blasphemy. All told, you're probably better off jogging around one of those fitness tracks - which you can do for free. (You know, the ones with pull-up bars and what not strewn along the perimeter of the track. Those are pretty bad ass, but figuring out which exercise to do on which bar, rack, plank, etc. can be a bit like deciphering the meaning of obscure archeological ruins.) My visit didn't give me a desire to workout more, but it did give me an insatiable desire to watch a few reruns of a riveting 1980's legal drama starring a certain hard-as-nails (yet lovable) district attorney.
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