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| - Well, I'm sick. Walked out of the restaurant 10 minutes ago after eating maybe one eighth of my "Ham Benedict III" and I am physically sick. And that's literally not even the only bad part of the experience that I am taking a break from puking right now to write about. I want to make clear that the coffee is decent though, I love a good iced mocha from here, and the barista is doing a good job in the midst of a landfill.
So the waiter literally walked up to us and just stood there and smiled until one of us at the table said, "Hey how is it going?". One of the creepiest waiters ever, and then he said, "Do you want to hear about our pancake?", we replied with, "Sure" and then the guy did not even know what was in the pancake.
Food comes out and nothing better happens. My plate literally smelled like body odor, I don't know if it's just the hollandaise or what, but it was repulsive. Then we don't see the guy forever and then when he comes back and no one has eaten anything but some hash browns, he says, "Do you guys need a box?". Our cards are already out and on the table, come on dude no we want to get out of here before we actually puke on the floor.
I have had bad experiences here before with under cooked eggs and just weird guy servers who sit down next to you to take your order but it's just so close to home and school that I keep finding myself going there out of convenience but never again, not after being sick for food that is not even appetizing.
Bottom line is, the food is not good, the service is trash, there is almost always a ridiculous wait which still perplexes me, I would not recommend this place to any one, and honestly, if you don't offer Frank's Red Hot as one of your hot sauces you are already a garbage establishment.
Snooze, when you read this, please leave this location so something better can come in and use the spot. Thanks for nothing.
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