The consensus of the group seemed to be to come here on your first day in Vegas, not your last!
After a night of cleaning up dog food, our group was hungry! Luckily, the DJ took the K9 back in his car and we were relieved of our duties. I had the Orchard Turkey Burger. It was pretty good but the patty was cut in two which resulted in a critical malfunction when I picked it up for the first time!
Our whale of a gambler secured a $20 discount on his room the next time he's in Vegas (to the tune of (probably) $900 in gambling losses) AND a root beer float. The whale started drinking his float and then declared the price was too high. It must have been good because he started eating the cardboard design they put on top of the whip cream on the float!
LMK was very impressed with the chef's mustache. After confusing the group (and waiter) about whether the chef made more money because of his mustache, it made sense hours later when we realized he looked like Stalin with the mustache and would make more money by having a Stalin-like mustache. SPOILER ALERT: he doesn't make more money!
It took me a while to figure out why so many dominatrix's were there. It turns out, they work there as waitresses so don't ask them where there whips are!
One more thing, use the restroom before going to this place. The closest restroom is on the other side of Harrahs!