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| - I wanted to go there for a long time and sharing that heartwarming moment with a special someone but ... like my prom night ... I end up going with whoever was available. I was saving myself for too long, THAT was the moment (Still talking about Joe Beef)
My coworkers made a reservation for 9.30 pm and the place was very packed. We wait about 15 minutes before our table was ready and they suggest we go grab a drink while waiting. I got a non-alcoholic lemonade, was good ... lemonade is always good.
For appetizers, we shared the Croquettes d'esturgeons fumé (16$) and the beef tartare (12$). The beef tartare was, so far, the best one i've eat in my life. I actually regret not ordering a huge bucket of it ... but I am a lady, I don't eat in buckets anymore.
For the main course, I ordered the infamous Joe Beef's Spaghetti-Lobster (55$). How good it is? ... Just to give you an idea ... MyFitness Pal app slap me in the face and quit me. They took A HUGE lobster, cream, butter, pastas, BACON, fairy dust, god's tears and created the most epic Frankenstein meal monster of all time.
It's probably a good thing that I wasn't with a special someone because I destroy that thing in less time I am proud of. Did I took a dessert? ... no ... I had to drive myself back home and I was already drunk on food.
Low point : The menu is hard to read but you don't need one ... just take the Spaghetti-Lobster.
You are vegan? Don't go.
Counting calories. Don't go.
You are dangerous with a knife. Don't go anywhere.
You want to spent your money in exquisite food ... You must go!
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