How does one go about writing a review for McDonalds? They are everywhere! So I've prepared a brief thank you letter for Ronald and the gang.
Dear McDonald's Restaurants,
Thank you for having a value menu. I appreciate that I can order not one but two hamburgers, french fries, and cherry pies for about $4. Thank you for saving me some money on the days where I only have a few bucks in my wallet. Thank you inventing the covenanted sausage McMuffin with egg. You truly are a delicious treat in the morning when I need to put something in my belly to start my day. Thank you for making your hash browns, a hand held oval replica of you famous french fries. Thank you for inventing a rib sandwich that only resembles a cartoon version of ribs. Your tangy bar b que sauce, and the sparse toppings of onions wrapped up in your sesame seed bun is always a treat as you make your appearance for a few weeks each year. Thank you for being available 24 hours to present your inexpensive delights to me at all hours of the night. You never disappoint with my low expectations when I dine at you restaurants in Las Vegas and around the world.
Sincerely,
Ernesto R.
Cheers!