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  • This is a foul excuse for a restaurant. I ate this burrito an hour ago and I am experiencing shooting pains in my stomach. The establishment is abhorrent, you could probably find a better functioning quick service burrito restaurant in the middle of Alaska. In fact, I wouldn't even call this place "quick service". I waited for 20 minutes for this lousy burrito and nobody even asked me if I needed anything while I waited. It feels as though there is something alive in my stomach as a result of this burrito. The chicken must have been under cooked, because I feel the salmonella poisoning beginning a blitzkrieg through my bowels as we type. After I am done with this message I will be calling the EPA and the FDA to immediately close this business down. I will not be dining at "Burrito Place" ever again. Oh and- next time, try and think of a better name, rather than using the most bland and boring one that comes to mind.
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