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  • Do you know how badly I wanted to give this place 5 stars? The food tastes like some type of God spread his cheeks and dumped a load of "greatness" on my plate. I know that's intense but I'm not kidding. The Jerk and BBQ chicken dinners are... immaculate. All of the positive reviews about the food are accurate. But I can't eat there anymore, cuz the negative reviews, are even more accurate. This place is just DISGUSTING and its not up for debate. People only look the other way cuz the food is SO succulent. I would advise against eating this on your lunch break. Liquid loads burn and make it hard to focus; this food comes out like lava. Clenching the anus all day... The last time I had the BBQ chicken, I found a weird bean shaped clump in it. I chewed this thing folks; it was in my mouth! I spat it out immediately but I'm still haunted by those moments it spent on my tongue. It was a nasty piece of rolled up paper towel! Broke my heart. I took mugshot pictures of the paper; frontal and profile. I was psychologically destroyed after this. I also became violently ill with the flu the day after. My theory is, I caught the flu from the paper towel. I called the Ritz cuz I just wanted to know what the paper towel was used for before it made a cameo in my lunch. There was no answer. And THAT's what keeps me up at night. 2 STARS!
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