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  • So, I decided I am a poly-amorist. When it comes to Grocery Stores, that is. Trader Joe's will always be my true love...it is just, well, things have been getting kind of stale since we have been together for almost ten years now. I go in, grab what I love, maybe tweak a nipple by trying a seasonal product, otherwise its couple food sex then bed. Whole Foods is that uppity bitch who I hate having to let in my life, but her produce is so sumptious, her samples so tasty, and she lets me eat whatever I want...at a high cost. Bitch. Sunflower markets knows I love his fresh produce and double sale Wednesday and delish beer...but sometimes I just can't spend time with Sunflower. But they all don't know I am cheating on them. With Fresh & Easy. You see, Fresh & Easy is the ultimate new Booty Call. Cheap, tasty, and a couple minutes from my house. She is so sparkly and clean and new, and on the complete down low. Check it, while I break it down: two whole new rows of fake meat to try, killer fresh produce, sushi to go that is actually tasty, cheap juices to try, mocha chocolate sandwiches, cat food, good red wine, delish cheap soy yogurt with real fruit, vegan granola, my favourite shampoo and conditioner, pineapple empanadas, cheap soy milk, feminine products, 55 cents dark chocolate, no preservatives or additives and frozen raspberries and Spanish quick race that kicked TJs ass. I forgot to mention how clean and fresh everything is, the bottle, can and plastic bag recycling center and how all the hot young dudes working there kept asking this cougar in training if I needed anything. Fresh & Easy, let us keep it R. Kelly style gurl. Anyways-you gots my number. Text me sometime.
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