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  • Still love this place and now they're getting the business they deserve. I am going to miss the days where we open this place, and it was just me and my Munchkin, at our table--yes we have a table--enjoying the peace and quiet and serenity of bowls of steaming noodles, assortment spicy and vinegar based condiments that I would slather myself in of my wife could take the heat. But I am happy for them. Great work guys. Natural Law of the Universe #864: Hard work Pays Off. Which is in complete contrast to Natural Law of the universe #836: Lazy men find better solutions. Yeah, I know, right, try and figure out that shit. Ok serious face though, real time, right here... this is a real conversation: Gris: "I want you to take the Meat lover Phó, and the seafood lover Phó, and I want you to put them Phó together." Server: " . . . " [ sweat gathering like a pubescent lip mustache ] Wife: " Really, fat ass?" Gris: " when my legacy is all that's left of me, they will say 'One man dared to dream big.' I am that one man. " Wife: " nobody is gunna say that." Gris: [ heart audibly shattering ] Wife: " . . . Ever. " -The end- P.S. I wrote this lil' ditty for them right here; sing along if you know the words. ' Beauti-Phó! I juss juan't jew 2 no, Jew Ar' my fav'rit Phó! ' Aand that's why I don't Karaoke.
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