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| - A couple days ago I walked into my garage before work and noticed that there was 2 feet of water on the floor. The water heater had blown it's top and was shooting water like Old Faithful. When I opened the garage door to let the water out, the current grew so strong that it washed me out with it. I went to Lowes to buy a new water heater, and the guy working there was pretty helpful. He told me that there was no delivery charge for the water heater so I was pretty happy. When I was just about to pay, another worker comes up and tells me that there is a $68.00 charge for delivery. It's common to find workers who aren't on the same page here in Summerlin. Summerlin has very incompetent service at most places(and when I say most, I mean ALL). Living in Summerlin is basically like living inside a Special Ed class at a middle school. Well, I then decided to throw the water heater on top of my very small but gas efficient Toyota(the water heater wouldn't fit inside), and drive back home. While I was in the parking lot I got approached by a pretty girl wearing hollister jean shorts and a shirt that looked like it was from Forever 21. I could see her smartphone in the back pocket of her jeans, and she seemed really well groomed... but she asked me for money. I was like: "Are you f*cking joking me? You ain't homeless. Your just too lazy to get a real job!" Then less than like 5 minutes later another f*cking guy comes up to me and tells me that he is a college student who is trying to get donations so that he can pay for tuition because he can't get a student loan. What the f*cking f*ck? I thought Jesus(aka Obama) passed some kind of law that made it mandatory for colleges to give student loans to their students? I was under that perception because all the f*cking college kids who are d*ckriding Obama have been saying that for the last 3 months. Well, I didn't tell this guy to f*ck off, I just told him to vote for Mitt Romney.
When I took the water heater out of the package I noticed that it did not come with the dielectic nipples, the pressure relief valve, and the f*cking thing had a giant dent in it! I know that dents in your water heater are purely cosmetic, but I payed $400 for a f*cking brand new water heater and I would really expect it to actually look "brand new". Okay, so 2 hours later I finish connecting the water heater to the outlets. This was really f*cking hard on account of the fact that installing a water heater is usually a 2 person job. Picking up that motherf*cking heavy water heater and putting it up on the stand was extremely tough for a kid like me who only weights like 145 lbs. Okay, everything went well and I went back into my house. As I am sitting on my chair in front of my laptop, I notice that my whole house smells like gas. I was like: "HOLY F*CKING SH*T!" and I ran out to shut off the gas. Apparently, these models of water heater they sell at Lowes needs a special nipple to prevent gas from leaking out and causing your f*cking house to blow up. So, I had to go back and forth to the hardware store like 4 times that day to buy the dielectric nipples, the pressure relief valve, the new gas nipple, and a blow torch. I needed the blow torch because when my previous water heater blew up, it destroyed a water pipe with it.
That day was a f*cking abomination of epic proportions.
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