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  • Conversation in VIP room; Her: I can't go out with you after work - I only have the sitter til 2. Me: Aw, baby, c'mon, call the sitter, tell her you'll pay her overtime. Her: Can't. Maybe we can go out next Tuesday. I get off early. Me: You always say that but Tuesday will come around and you'll have some new excuse why you can't go out with me. Her: (being witty) Nuh-uh. Me: Yeah, huh. (equally witty response) Her: I'll tell you what, I'll go out with you if you pay for the sitter, pay me what I lose out in tips for the night, and take me to a nice place; like Outback. I pause to do some mental math. Her: Do we have a deal? Me: What say I just give you fifty bucks and you beej me in the parking lot after work. Her: Fuck you, you pig. Me: Whaat?? What did I say? - Wait - come back - I'll throw in a few extra singles for formula.
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