If I ever make a map of Easily Accessible Gross Bathrooms, Future would be #1. I'd give them 4 stars for their easy breakfasts, the dark and cozy cafeteria vibe, and their excellent, excellent looking lardycakes. But they've started saying "it's that girl again" every time I beeline from the door to the basement, and that makes me uncomfortable. There are surprisingly few bathrooms between Bathurst and Spadina on Bloor, and every alley has two fifteen years old Doing Something in it.