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However, if you come for the experience rather than the noms, you'll be happy. First thing they do is force you into a standard hospital gown, which you have to wear the whole time you are dining.
My bae made the mistake of ordering a burger way larger than he'd expected (based on the photo). Let's just say that he was in a food coma the rest of the night, because if you don't finish your food, you receive a loud, public spanking with wooden board by one of the servers.
I made the mistake of only ordering fries (no veggie burgers) while enjoying one of the wine IVs. I knocked out asleep when we got back to the hotel, as well.
If you know me, you know I love unusual, themed experiences. Even though this place supports damaging your well-being by unhealthy food in excess, it's not like people are going there everyday. It's just a theme to play off of, and Heart Attack Grill has developed it eloquently.
I just adore the spoof on the Last Supper painting where they replaced religious figures with fast food mascots and related characters. So hilarious! There's also a lot of karaoke going on, so prepare your ears (and lungs if you're so inclined) for that!
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