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  • I'm usually not this harsh and can typically find something to like about a place but our experience was just not good. First, there was a huge line. I guess this is typical and I almost wonder if it's some ploy to make the place look more busy than it is. Anyways, we get seated finally and we're in the corner. A round table and with no view of pretty much anything. Kids could hear the elephants but didn't get to see squat. To make it worse, the stupid table wasn't positioned well so basically, we had to wedge it against the other end of the simi-circle to even get in. App were okay but the spinach artichoke dip was so overcooked it was nearly hard. Got the main food and disappointing doesn't even cover my dish. Blacken tilapia w/ mango salsa. The salsa was so bland and did nothing for the poor tasting fish. Shrimp and scallops in cheese sauce. So if you're like me, maybe you're expecting a white cheese. Nope. American. Like Velveeta. Over the tiniest shrimp and scallops I've ever seen. Only saving grace was the coconut shrimp. They actually tasted good. Oh and the mashed potatoes but if you can mess those up, you deserved to be flogged. Now at this point I think, whatever. Maybe I just got the wrong meal. Granted it was a $24 mistake but I'm not making that mistake with the desert. I get the volcano. Brownie, whipped cream, vanilla ice cream, and fudge/caramel sauce. No, just no. The signature dish that's freaking everywhere is just bad. I can honestly say, it would have been better if the bought box mix and made it up. So all of this doesn't really warrant the one star but this is one of those meals that keeps on giving, if you catch my drift. The hour spent in the bathroom was the final straw. My suggestion, go when it's not busy if the kids just have to go. Order the cheapest thing on the menu and split it. Then go to the food court and get something else. You'll be safer that way.
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