Okay so I somehow got into the club for free which is fitting because I'd be mighty peeved if I would have paid.
The music needed more beats, the drinks needed more alcohol, and the place needed more people.
If you go outside at the right time, you can see the pirate show which may have been fun except that our vantage point only yielded the dudes and not the scantly clad female sirens.
Oh well, off to the next club.