I've never been more thoroughly unimpressed with the quality of food. To add insult to injury, the service from the staff was absolutely abysmal. It was so bad we thought we were on a hidden camera show. I waited two hours for some meatless spaghetti; and I'm not embellishing when I say this, Spaghetti-Os from a can have more flavor. Food was beyond bland...just disrespectful. This restaurant is a complete insult to my palate and time. In the name of everything you may hold dear and sacred to your heart, ignore the eye candy that works here and DO NOT SET FOOT INSIDE THIS ESTABLISHMENT.