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  • This store is really fucking stupid. I walked in during one of my Junction jaunts the other day - and found the clean, modern stuff from the window quite alluring. They've got a lot of really dumb items in here. Like a solid wood figure-8 to wrap your ipod headphone cords around so they don't tangle for like, I don't know $30. The furniture in here looks like a really classy Ikea. About 4x as classy. Maybe 5x. But it's like....300x more expensive. Value proposition fail. I asked the lady jokingly, "Have you found business has really picked up since the mainstream popularity of the Girl with The Dragon Tattoo? This is what brought me here". She was obviously repulsed with this remark. We just looked at each other in silence awkwardly for about 10 seconds and she said modern furniture is generally popular. Ohhh wow, check out my ergonomic, aesthetic, and utilitarian influenced designer wall hooks for coats? It was only $1250! I think this is a great place to shop for assholes.
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