I think I can sum up this review in one sentence: I live within a 2 min walk, have tried this place twice (always wiling to give a second chance), and would never ever go back--not even if it were free. That's it.
I'll also add they don't take pizza seriously enough to include it in their name. The sauce is flavorless and the cheese nothing to write home about. The dough tastes undercooked. Basically imagine pizza at a school cafeteria, and you've got Michael's.