"Silence prisoner. I mean... can I help you valued customer?"
Looking for an accurate portrayal of a visit to Ikea? Watch the 30 Rock where Liz and Chriss decide to visit a store. To lift any of the furniture at Ikea, you'll need to visit the store with a companion, but I recommend going with someone who isn't your significant other, unless you're trying to get your significant other out of your life.
I go to the Ikea in Etobicoke when I need furniture and I don't want to spend a fortune, but I avoid it if at all possible. It's convenient because there is a free shuttle from Kipling station, but I always leave feeling bad about the world.