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  • BAAAATHHRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMS! (Heavenly Music plays in the background) THE FINEST BATHROOMS IN THE LAAAAAAAAAND! (A Choir of Angels singing) When you drive by the Outlets at Anthem you will see a gigantic electronic billboard advertising the cleanliness and luxury of the bathrooms. This is no mistake. Here you will find perhaps the finest mall bathrooms in existence, with marble counters and diamond encrusted urinals. Servant boys prance gaily to and fro dispensing hand sanitizer, urinal cakes and breath mints to weary travellers. And they only rarely confuse the urinal cakes with the breath mints. If you have the chance to visit the Outlets at Anthem, do yourself a favor and don't rush to empty your bladder... Hold it a while longer, and save the best experience for last. The bathrooms don't disappoint!
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