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  • I wanted to like Chew Chew's so much. My friends are university students who live downtown, and it's super close to their place, and they've said that it's great. So I went one hungover morning with a couple friends (by the way dear readers, everything usually tastes good when I'm hungover). I should've just gone with the classic eggs and toast. Alas, I chose the special on chocolate chip bread French toast. Oh, it had such potential when I saw the sign. It was pretty expensive--like $10/$13--compared to everything else on the menu, but I thought I could do with some calories. I got freshly squeezed orange juice. Drank that down like it was Draino for my liver (it was). It was delicious. 2 stars! The food took like less than 10 minutes to arrive. I will now describe to you the worst French toast I have ever eaten in my life: It looked pretty good, and it came with home potatoes. I poured a bit maple syrup on top, and sliced into it. "Hm," I thought, "Wonder why the bread's an inch thick." Took a bite. The bread was like a super heavy cake bread (similar to banana bread) and so it had absorbed the egg and had a layer of overcooked egg all around it. Not even like cinnamon-y or salted egg, or anything. That was probably the worst part. The chocolate chips were really gooey, but this worsened the weird heaviness of it. It came with two giant slices and I probably literally had four bites. It was like thick, uniformly sweet, bready glue in my mouth. I could barely swallow. After 5 minutes, it became so soggy it self-decomposed on my plate and crumbled because it couldn't handle it's own weight. The home potatoes turned out to be very dry and gross. I spent like $23 with tax and tip, and it was a very disappointing waste of money. I will however go back anyway, because I always give second chances. **My friend liked his eggs Benedict and my other friend liked his pancakes. It's quite possible that I have high standards, but one of them tried my soggycakebreadeggtoast and agreed that it was awful
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