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| - I would have never imagined Vegas could have this bad of a strip club.
#1 - The Girls
Oh dear god what a train wreck of NSFS (not suitable for stripping) women. I would say girls but I didn't see one in the whole place that had been a girl in at least 10 years. Mind you this was on a Friday night of a holiday weekend, makes me shudder to think what kind of T-Rex's roam around in there on a Wednesday afternoon shift.
#2 - The Begging
You will be less annoyed walking through large groups of homeless and panhandlers. The "women" are on you as soon as you sit down like flies on shit, asking you to come with them. "Where?" you ask, "I don't want a dance, I have no money." They ignore anything you say and force you to follow them to a booth, by grabbing your drinks, cigarettes or any means necessary, where they try to get you to agree to pay $40 for a lap dance. That's right 40 dollars. On realizing that this person was trying to trick me into sitting there long enough to charge me 40 bucks I had to forcibly reach past her to grab my beers and get out of there. Very pissed she says to me "why are you even here then?' I have to admit that was a damned good question.
#3 - No Cover
They say there is no cover to get you in the wretched place but that is a lie as there is a two drink minimum purchase that they bring to you at the same time. When we were asked to come in by the 2 door girls who were by far the closest thing to attractive females in the whole place I had just bought a 24 ounce beer. "I can't come in I said I have a beer to drink." I can bring it in she says no problem. So as soon as I walk in I am told no cover but there is a 2 drink minimum. Thinking I will be able to order them when I want I sit down. The waitress comes up and asks "what would you like to drink", "Bud Light," I say "but can I finish this one before you bring it?" No, she informs me both must be brought right away. Oh, and the cost, 9 dollars a piece, so basically an 18 dollar cover charge.
The only decent thing I have to say about the place is that when I had had all I could take, which was about 13 minutes at least they didn't hassle me when I walked out holding all 3 beers.
Do yourself a favor and find a real Vegas Strip Club.
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