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| - So, it's Thanksgiving, and you are in town to see your sister and your brother in law. I am only in town for 2 nights, I gotta go out and enjoy myself! Well, what a better way to spend your holiday than by going to a place like this with your brother in law. Hey, there is a first time for everything!
So I guess Yelp doesn't have many strip clubs in the Charlotte area posted, as we ended up here. It was a tough call, but we had to bite the bullet and trust Yelp. Since the last review hasn't been in over a year or so, I knew this was destiny. Call me a sleaze ball, but as I told you all in my profile, someone has got to do the dirty jobs, even if it means going to a seedy ass strip club.
Driving down South Blvd, we could only imagine it was the place with the purple neon lighting on the corner. There were a decent amount of cars, and parking was free, so that was a plus. Upon entering, you go up to a window. They greet you, and let you know that "membership" is $15. Now, I have NO idea if that is code in Charlotte for "cover", or if I really can go in there anytime over the next year or so and not pay a fee again- I was convinced choice B, after she took our licenses and wrote our info down- completely true story.
We where then buzzed in and three things I noticed A)what are the odds, the hottest person in there is the bartender B)how friendly everyone was C) this place reminded me of the strip clubs in any Grand Theft Auto game. All three of those hit me at once, and I needed a drink, stat.
As sleazy as I may seem, I don't go to many strip clubs at all. In fact, I have only been to like 8-9 across 3 cities. So when I saw this place, it was definitely different than the other places I had been to.
For instance: even though I wasn't in "VIP", I had all of the ladies comes around me. I kept giving them $10 for a dance (the usual I pay)- only to find at a later time that thanks to my "membership", they were only $5 a dance. I knew they quite possibly couldn't have been attracted to me (I had been up that day since 1AM and drove straight from ATL, not changing clothes- I looked rough). Maybe they like it rough.
Anywho, the talent isn't knock out, but I will tell you this, they were all so friendly, and some of them pretty funny as well! We got to talk to the bouncers, and some of the locals as well. I even got my ass kicked in pool. And then I learned of the tons of clubs that I had not read about on Yelp.
I remember getting TONS of drinks too, and when I got my tab, I was shocked it was only $21. The cheapest tab I ever had! "Membership" does have its privileges!!!
If you want to be a baller and show off your money, I would go elsewhere. These are down to earth people around here just looking for a good time, and if you are doing the same, I think you would have a great time as well!!
I am hovering it around 3.5 stars, for its overall seediness...
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