Luchita's has been good to me in the past. But tonight was different. We rolled in about 8:40, just for some beers. When a friend was hesitating when deciding whether or not to order food, (kitchen closes at 9) the bartender provided helpful insight. "If you order food under 10 minutes before the kitchen closes, the chefs will spit in your food." We laughed at the age-old joke. But she insisted on making us grasp the reality of the statement. "No, seriously they will really spit in your food because they get here at like 8am and when it's time to go they are really ready to go." I of course, decided not to order food. And every bite of salsa I took tasted just a little gooier. Otherwise she provided really amazing service.