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  • WARNING: RED ALERT - DO NOT GO HERE IF YOU HAVE ANY APPETITE WHATSOEVER! So I buy a voucher for this place and I figure, hey, what the heck - surely that will cover the cost of dinner, no? I mean, the menu prices look reasonable and the food in the photos look substantial. Unfortunately, the photos on the menu take their inspiration from the movie "Honey I shrunk the Kids". As in...teensy weensy bites of mediocre food delivered in unpredictable fashion over 45 minutes. I came here on a Thursday night with Lauren and both of us were ravenous by the time we left. I guess the FOUR WHOLE frozen grapes they give you as your complimentary dessert (for two people no less) should suffice, non? The tuna dish we ordered smelled and tasted like it had seen better days - very fishy and smelly. The hot pot was mostly water and a few meagre strands of overcooked cabbage. Wait staff seem completely oblivious to your basic signals and do not warn you that the portions are microscopic. TERRIBLE. You will need to go out for dinner or lunch AGAIN after you come here because even if you spend the ridiculous amount of money to cover an adequate amount of food, you will be waiting so long that you will be STARVING no matter what. Basically there is no reason to go to this place. The food sucks, the portions are a joke, the service is inept at best, and the prices will only shock you once you consider what you're paying for. There is one and a half hours of my life I'll never get back. Fin indeed.
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