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  • Setting: Sunday afternoon at a gay sports bar. Diamondbacks game playing on most of the TVs. Nascar on two TVs. [fade in] Server: ...and our special is [inaudible] for a glass or $8 pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea or Tokyo Tea. Bacon B: What's makes it "Tokyo Tea"? Server: It's green. Would you like to have that? Bacon B: Sure. I'll take a glass. Server: What's that? Bacon B: I'll take the glass. Server: What?! Bacon B: Okay, I'll take the pitcher. Server: That's what I thought. [Server returns with pitcher of Tokyo Tea and two chilled glasses. Robert M samples small amount and does not find it to his liking...too sweet. Bacon B samples and finds concoction refreshing. Pours full glass and drinks away. Refills glass again until entire pitcher is consumed.] [Later that afternoon in the kitchen at home] Bacon B (inner dialog): I sure am glad we have a sharp knife for cutting this onion. Look how cleanly it cuts these tomatoes. Wow, that sure was sharp; I didn't even feel it cut my thumb. Or my finger. Or my knuckle. Isn't it funny that tomatoes are red and blood is red? [fade out] [Next morning in bed] Bacon B: How did I get to bed and where are my underwear?
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