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  • We stayed at the New York-New York this last weekend for 2 nights. Both nights we ended up seeking refuge at the America Diner at some ungodly hour, much like old travelers of yore would seek refuge at a Tavern to escape the icy snowstorm howling outside. Except in our case it wasn't howling but it was the incessant sound of clinging coins, and it wasn't a snowstorm but utter mayhem on the Casino floor. Lastly, it wasn't icy but it was an inconceivable amount of cheap booze that would leave us clutching ourselves in agony the next morning. While the food pretty much sucked at America, I'm still pretty fucking glad the place was still open at 3 AM on Sunday morning. While my wife ordered the steak the first night, she opted for the pancakes the second night. I went with the Macaroni & Cheese and a Spicy Chicken Sandwich the first night and the Macaroni & Cheese and Potato Skins the second night. (Hey! Nothing like simple carbs to absorb an insane amount of alcohol lounging about in your stomach) The first night, the Mac & Cheese tasted very much like I what I imagine a Salt Lick tastes like. The Spicy Chicken Sandwich was anything but. I'm guessing they ran out of Buffalo sauce and they figured I was too drunk to give a fuck. While it's true I was too drunk to start an argument then & there, I knew I'd get these fuckers on Yelp sooner or later. The Mac & Cheese the 2nd night was legit... not great but certainly better than the first night since I could actually glimpse the taste of cheese that time around. My wife said the steak was completely fucked up and she's still having painful bowel movements some 48 hours later. The pancakes were good, but then again how does one really fuck up pancakes now, right? If this was the Bay Area, I'd probably give this place 1 star or 2 at the very most. Seeing as they're open 24 hours a day though, I'm being generous and giving them 3 stars. Besides, as drunk as we were, it's fascinating to realize that you're the most composed couple at 3 AM in here. I feel bad for the waiters and waitresses here... They gotta deal with some seriously fucked up shit every day.
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