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| - I was in the midst of the dreaded task of moving last week when a wave of dizziness reminded me that in all the commotion I had neglected to eat anything! By this point, the fridge was as bare as my belly - I would have to seek nourishment from an outside source.
Upon the realization that I required something substantially meaty to satiate my hunger, I made haste to the nearby Hero burger. I staggered into the restaurant and made a beeline for the counter. It was at that point that it became remarkably evident that I was in worse shape than I thought - I could barely read the menu! I tried to get it together, as I was acutely aware of the man behind the counter's concerned look. I formed my order in my mind, I wanted a Turkey Burger with cheddar cheese and portobello mushrooms. However, what I said was, "Can I have a Turkey Burgey?" The man suppressed a giggle and I stubbornly tried again, "Sorry, a Turkey Burge..a Turkey Burgah...o dear god, you know what I'm trying to say! I'M VERY HUNGRY!" Let's just say it wasn't my finest moment. However, he could see that I was in dire need of food and quickly placed my order with the kitchen.
That turkey burgey was absolutely delicious (and necessary)! I usually tend to prefer a toasted bun for my burgers, but this bun was so soft and eggy that I seriously am considering amending my burger preference. I enjoy the design of the wrapper, as it is engineered in a way to create a constant barrier and prevent wasteful topping spillage (this is the technical term). The turkey was cooked perfectly - still very moist, but definitely not about to give me salmonella poisoning (much appreciated!). My ONLY complaint, is that they advertise that the mushrooms are portobello, and the mushrooms that landed on my burger were just plain ol' button. Still pretty darn tasty, but just a wee bit of false advertising going on there.
I'm convinced that Hero Burger saved my life that day! I'm relatively certain that you'll still enjoy it even if you don't happen to be at deaths door though.
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