Humans are not supposed to feel certain things. For instance have you ever felt that you do indeed have a liver, right under the diaphgram in the right quadrant of your abdomen? Well eat the Five Guys burger and you will most definitely feel how this brownish organ which existence so far just vaguely guessed is kicking you in the abdominal wall, cursing you out and crying bloody tears of regret of being YOUR liver on the day you walked in that joint.
Greasy and painful - two words describing my experience. And maybe their burgers are the best among all the other burgers that are supposed to clog your arteries and burn your liver - so what. As I am holding one right hand on a bag of organic spinach I promise my liver and the rest of internal organs not to return to that place. Ever.
Amen.