Trying to get anything done here is like attempting to ask for a manager at the US Post Office.
My business partner bought a small carton a milk with a custard donut for breakfast at the concession stand. After taking a big swig, he wrinkled his nose in disgust and proclaimed that it tasted funny. Upon inspection, the culprit was determined: The expiration on the milk was March 12th, 2009. It was the 17th.
After we all had a good laugh at his expense, I attempted to get some cash money ($2.25!) back for the 4oz. carton of milk. What an ordeal! It was like bartering at a Chinese swap meet!
Worker: Take another milk
Me: Um..no thanks, I don't trust your dairy products anymore. Can I just get my money back?
Worker: How about a breakfast sandwich? It's more expensive but I'll give it to your for the same price.
Me: I'd really like to just get my money back
Worker: Let me check the milk. Wait...they're fine. These say April 1st.
Me: Yes, but THIS ONE in my hand that you sold me 2 minutes ago says March 12th.
Worker: Are you sure you bought that today?
Me: Can I see your manager?
Worker: I am the manager.
I finally settled on 2 apples and a banana. I should've known better, last year they gave me food poisoning with the Chef Salad.