"Do you have Canada Dry?"
"Yes"
"Ok two canada drys please"
employee charges me then brings me pizza, then gives me two drinks in a very precise (and weird) orientation and runs off to the other side. I turn the bottles around to realize they are two Schweppes. So I call him over and tell him this is Schweppes. I want canada dry.
He blankly stares back at me and says:
"It's the same pepsi company".
"Do you have Canada Dry?"
"No difference same company. It's pepsi"
"So you don't have Canada Dry?"
"No"
This is only a small part of a very dishonest encounter.
............I detest dishonesty