FAQ
Q: This place is awful. Why would I ever go here?
A: Two words: Dollar. Roulette.
Q: You're kidding me, right?
A: No! There's really Dollar Roulette there. AND Quarter Roulette. Trust me, twenty bucks goes a long way at this place. Another two words: Cheap. Booze.
Q: Honestly, this place is just sad. Look at those old ladies pulling on those one-armed bandits. Look at those dealers with dead, dead eyes. Why even bother?
A: Some more words: I. Lost. All. My. Money. Betting. On. Funny. Cide. To. Place. Instead. Of. Show.
FYI ... This place IS a dump. But degenerate gamblers with no money flock here. My kind of scum.