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  • Let me start off by saying I love this store like I love burgers and fries! I come to this location all the time to buy some little nick nack. There's always something to find here. I remember shopping here way back in 2005 and dropping several hundred dollars on some framed portraits. Whenever I want something of good quality and at a bargain it either here or that TJ place. With that being read (said) I have a funny story from last night when I went shopping for guess what...more portraits! Normally when I go shopping I go with my better half and that normally guarantees that I won't get followed or being a prime suspect. Last night was a different story....I went by myself and I was fair game. I needed portraits for the shop so I headed straight back to the area. Now the photos I was looking for were super sized or rather large and they we all Marilyn Monroe. Out of the 5 I looked at 4 of them had noticeable cracks in the frame. As I'm contemplating whether or not to buy it I notice this guy to my right ducking in and out of the isle just randomly touching thing. Then to my left I notice another random guy doing the same thing. So I think...what are the odds of three little big guys in the home decor section of burlingtons at the same time about 5 feet from one another. So I decided to have a little fun with one of the undercover security guys and say to him you guys don't even try to hide it anymore do you. I did assets protection in the past and I know that they aren't really allowed to say anything back for fear of lawsuits. The guys split their separate ways. I'm thinking to myself.....really!?...I'm looking at Marilyn Monroe 5 foot portraits and your swarming over me like the presidential detail. I decided this was just bs and decided to leave but as I was leaving I was like wait....I still need some damn portraits. So I go to a different section where some other artwork was and low and behold theres one of the security guys there! So I went and stood right by him and start touching random photos. The other guy pops around the corner and he has this look on his face like oh this guy might actually buy something lol. They whisper something to each other and they leave the section never to be seen again. Long story even longer I ended up buying 72 dollars worth of photos and some armor all glass auto cleaner for 2.99! Couldn't pass that up right!! It's 3.99 in other places. I still love this place even if I'm a threat to their most feminine portraits and that's the bottom line because Jamison said so.
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