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  • Brief Intro: Everything You Need, Everyday... Eglinton Square is what one would consider as a community mall established back in the 1950s. Located at the bottleneck-shaped intersection of Eglinton and Victoria Park, it's home to businesses such as Bay, Metro, Shoppers Drug Mart and many more. The Business Slogan "Everything You Need, Everyday" says it all and in some ways it is truly a relief but in other ways it matters not to me what they put as their Slogan. When the Ladies visit a Mall, the LAST thing they think about is what they "Need". Ladies think in terms of what they "Want" and psychoanalyzes it within less than 1-minute until it becomes an absolute "Need". Well, "What You Want, Everyday" isn't the Slogan here. Sorry Ladies... The BAD news is that even Guys might not "Need" what is offered here although it does hold Grocery Stores(Metro), Pharmacy Retail(Shoppers Drug Mart). Unless you live in proximity to Eglinton Square, you have very little reason to visit these shops that are scattered through-out the City an easily accessible without driving to a Mall looking for Parking Space. Seating Comfort Level:(*----) What makes you think I would even bother spending my time looking for seating here? I'm Library(Toronto) adverse and the MEH Food Court doesn't bring any passion out of me. (i.e. Bourbon St. Grill, Coffee Time, KFC, Teriyaki Experience, Manchu Wok, McDonald's, Mr. Sub, Mrs. Vanelli's, Ruby's Mediterranean Cuisine, Watts' Take-Out and Yogen Fruz) Safety Zone:(*****) Talk about Safe! I would bring any Women aged 30 and below and wouldn't even button up my pockets for Wallet security. The lay-out of this Mall is so that no one Wing of this is worthy of a Fashion Savvy Young Lady. Maybe try your luck with Nails for You, Creative Concepts, Shear Values Hair Salon. Just tell them WaYnE didn't recommend you. One can walk into a half decent shop(La Senza or Trade Secrets) and right to the next one feeling instant growth of 10-years and feeling like a Soccer Mom or House Wife. Example: Lindor, Suzy Shier, TanJay, Fashionrama, LeVar Fashions, Lusso Style. Huh? Exactly my point! Plenty of services that your future Children might need are offered here too. Your one stop shop for Dental, Optometrist, Family Doctor and while you wait for "Your" Children you can look for their Glasses(Spexx Optical), Dry Clean Clothes(Sketchley Cleaners), Fix your Golf Shoes(Art of Shoe Repair). Finally get your Hearing Aid(Hearing Solutions) fixed because you lost hearing from screaming Kids. Exit Strategy:(**---) For once in this Guide, I would have to say that this is a Unisex Exit Strategy. Guys please be a Gentleman and help your Lady with the escape if you ever come across this Mall. The structure of this building is in the shape of a Plus(+) sign therefore if you are in the middle cross-section, you have the best 4-way choice where you will see the English style Telephone Booth. At least there is Foot Locker to occupy the time there unless you're eating within Watt's Restaurant. The internal shops do not have exits that lead outside so you'll have to reach to the end of your choices of Metro, The Bay, Food Court(or Route 66 Restaurant), or the Lottery Kiosk. It's not the biggest of Malls and I'm sure with your athletic abilities, you can by-pass the Pedestrian Traffic as most are 2x your age. If you cannot do that, I suggest you go see the Family Doctor right at the Food Court. Entertainment Level:(-----) Sleep and maybe the London Telephone Booth. Sleep zzzzZzZZZ.
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