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  • Only five stars??? I need six stars, seven stars! I need 14 stars and a giant black unicorn penis! It was f***ing great! Abso-f***ing-lutely amazing! "Oh naughty Ryan, you're not supposed to swear in Yelp reviews, you incorrigible cad!" F**K YOU! That's kinda the attitude you need to have going into this show, because f-bombs, s-bombs, and vivid, graphic, lewd and raunchy descriptions of sex acts will be thrown about like glitter at a gay bar. And it's a friggin' RIOT. I have not laughed so hard in YEARS. The Gazillionaire and his potty-mouth sex-craved assistant Penny will have you rolling in the aisles and laughing about it for days. (Hi Penny. Call me.) But beyond the vulgarity and massive LOLs, the acts that perform are legit, and will boggle your mind. It's done on a very small stage-in-the-round without safety nets. When the opening act was standing on a tower of precariously-balanced tower of ten chairs nearly touching the roof of the "big top" I knew we were in for some amazing feats. The theatre evokes the feeling of a run-down circus tent, and there are bars outside and inside for your libation needs. This has now replaced "Love" as "The Show You MUST See in Vegas." It's that f***ing good. I could see this one over and over. Think "'Rocky Horror' does Cirque, but less froofy." That's what you get. So get on over to Caesars Palace, get yourself all s**t-faced, lose your inhibitions, and enjoy the best f***ing show in Vegas. No tight-a$$es allowed; you WILL be forcibly loosened.
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