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  • Okay so i felt compelled to leave a review for this place, not for the twinkies, or the Oreos, but for the sweet deal on Liqour. So from the street you see the entry-way of this dive and you see two 6 foot tall swamp donkeys in what looks like some special bed sheet showgirl outfits, But just above the goddy head pieces these "monsters" are wearing you see a glistening rectangle of lights telling you to come get a football of beer, or your favorite blended drink for $6.00. Now, those of you who have not seen these, "Footballs", that is exactly what they are. 52oz of ice cold impairment. The first time you buy one it ends up costing you $12 for beer and $14 for blended drinks but when you go back for a refill the $6 deals begin. The 55 year old woman behind the counter greets you with the farah faucet look serving you up your drink while attempting to flirt a few more cents into the tip Jar. All i have to say is remember your football next time you come down to the experience other wise the trunk of your car begins to look like a young P.E. teachers ball bag. Everytime I have been in this place filling up my ball, I smell the grease ball snack bar in the corner, sorry to the oreo lovers but it smells like old oil and you walk out of there smelling like a teenager leaving the obyss of deep fryers after picking up the bi-weekly paycheck.
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