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| - Okay, so you go to hooters. What is it you're expecting?
a) good food
b) compelling scenery
c) all of the above
If you answered anything but (b), you are deluding yourself. Hooters has some appallingly bad food. I mean, it's atrocious. I have never been to a place where so many menu items are downright offensive. Burger? dry. tasteless. Steak sandwich? *goodyear tires* tater tots? 2 stars, half of the stars come from the fact that they use movie theatre cheese, which is magnificent. Fries? Curly. Like pubes. Chicken wings? Breaded. BREADED? It's like they're going out of their way to make their food suck ass!
Yet I still bequeath them with four stars, and the reason is that I don't go there for the food. In fact, I try to time my visits to correspond with non-meal times, as in: I eat, then I go there. Because they have beer, and they have flirtatious staff. They should be docked three stars for the support-stocking tights they wear, but that's not up to them.
So at the tempe location, I have to say that the ladies there have a healthy dose of charisma and charm, and this all in addition to the fact that they are cute. They sing, they dance, they look at you lasciviously, even though they don't mean it... in short, it's everything you look for in a sports bar.
I didn't choose hooters today, because I never do, but I rate restaurants for a)what they attempt to be and b)what everyone should expect out of them and nothing more. four stars, just not--and I repeat *not*--for the food.
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