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  • Julia is awesome and I think I'm in love. Seriously, if I could find a man who would give me a cranial massage like that, I'd marry him. I booked a facial there which I badly needed after a rough and stressful summer in grimy, sweaty conditions (this sounds like the lead up to a salon-based porno but I promise it was just working at a campground, nothing exotic). I opted for the Pumpkin Pro facial because I really needed all the goo of the summer good and gone. And also, who doesn't love Pumpkin, eh? I always wanted a facial to match my latte. Whoops, there's another dirty joke in there somewhere. I'm scared of looking like a peeled tomato with microdermabrasion, but Julia told me it wouldn't be like that. Maybe next time. Anyway, on a whim I threw in a mani-pedi, which sounds so Sex and the City even to say, but what the heck, it was my bonus money and I could live a fantasy if I want, right? And it was less than I was used to paying on the West Coast. The facial was really everything it was supposed to be. I have never felt that clean in my LIFE, and it didn't sting at all. I really do feel that it not only dealt with all the debris of the season, but left my skin much healthier without irritating it. People gave me compliments all week, saying I looked like I was having a great day and you know, if you tell me I look great, I'm going to be having a great day, so they were right! The manicure and pedicure were also great, and came with a mini massage; I went for the Deluxe because why not, and it had the salt scrub to get rid of all the dead skin and goo. Hand massage is my next favorite thing besides cranial massage. Almost typed "Head massage" but that would probably have brought on more innuendos. Sorry Julia! Your salon is great!
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