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1. Go to the Hoof Cafe.
2. Order one of everything.
3. if you can't order one of everything, at least order these things:
-- a. the bone marrow beignets
-- b. bone marrow
-- c. pork belly pastrami
4. Enjoy them heartily, because you can now die happy.
Everything I tasted was amazing. In addition to the deliciousness above, I had the brioche french toast, and for something not topped with meat it was still amazing.
I have to really give special mention to the bone marrow. I've had it at other places where it's had a kind of mealy texture, but at the Hoof it was jelly-like, fatty, unctuous, rich, orgasmic.
My husband asked: "What did that taste like?"
I said: "LIKE GOD'S SALIVA."
I'm not kidding. The most delicious thing on the planet. ON TOAST.
One tip: It's a tiny place, so you don't really want to go with a group larger than 4. Also, go early; twenty minutes before the place opened on a Saturday morning, there was already a line-up. Did I mention it was kinda snowing? There's practically nothing I will stand outside in the cold for, but I would totally do this again for the food at the Hoof Cafe.
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